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inverted-typo:

This is actually a test showing how sponges pump water through themselves for filter feeding!
They simply colored the water around them so you could easily see the process.

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

asks:
"Take me, captain."

thepiratehero:

"I’ve been watching you for weeks now." 

hardc0rehipster:

THIS GUY IS SICK!!!!

i just want a friend who can tell me that. :)

i just want a friend who can tell me that. :)

majulism:

obsessivelygalahad:

haybop86:

yaachel:

attackofthepartycannon:

thegaissilent:

PRESS PLAY AND SING IT

DO NOT PRETEND YOU DON’T KNOW THE WORDS TO THIS

//reblog.

==> Hear first syllable

==> REBLOG AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

I’ve never fucking heard this before

What is this?

Must be an American thing.

Is it really?

secondstartotherightxo:

themycroftsuite:

Walt and Lillian Disney

THIS IS TOO CUTE

secondstartotherightxo:

themycroftsuite:

Walt and Lillian Disney

THIS IS TOO CUTE

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavin:

"you’re too pretty for tattoos!"

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"tattoos are so trashy!"

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"you’re too young to get something so permanent!"

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"if you get one, why not put it somewhere where nobody can see it?"

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"you’ll ruin your future if you get one!"

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